Tuesday, November 07, 2006 ; 1:05 PM
just got off a
bitching session with colin and pecky. its basically about this chij kc "porn star" haha yeah. it was rather hilarious actually. especially when pecky
pretended to go afk and then colin went afk (i think) and then pecky pretended to go afk
again to make sure coocoo really went afk. LOL anyway theyre now both deemed eccentric, by princess denise! :)
so, last night i was
physically drained. and tucked into bed at about 8plus. but kept
tossing and turning for some reason. thus i decided to call melody and talk to her! about
anything random. yeah. (yesterday really wasnt too good. a few other irritants got me fed up, after i blogged. and i was way too annoyed to blog because dear daniel was literally sitting behind me, waiting to use the computer. well he screwed the other computer up so for the time being, we both have to share this computer.
MINE!)
towards the end of our conversation, melody listed certain criterions in which her future boyfriend/husband must fulfil. (she is hoping that
her first boyfriend would be her last, which means she will marry her very first guy lah!) :D yeah. and honestly, i dont think its that easy to find her
that one. so
being the nice me, i offered to help her advertise on my blog! lmao. she declined it, but i insisted. so the following would be the established standard on which melody's judgement is based, in order for a guy to be her guy! yeah.
1. a prim and proper christian! (there is no compromise for this factor. and when melody says christian, she means he has a real relationship with God. not those christians by name only. yeah)
2. he must be able to play the guitar and sing! (its pardonable if he cant play the guitar. but he must be able to sing! because that would melt her heart. or so she says. haha)
3. he must be able to catch cockroaches! (LOL that was said after this conversation*)
* melody : { shrieks } ahh fly!
denise : uh okayy.
melody : oh and he must be ..
denise : { bursts out laughing }
melody : what? what? why are you laughing!
denise : { tries to explain; but melody couldnt hear because i was laughing so hard }
melody : ohmygoodness. youre getting asthma already!
denise : { calms down } haha. no lah! { continues laughing a little } because i thought you were gonna say "and he must be able to catch flies!" so i started laughing.
melody : haha no please. but he must be able to catch cockroaches!
denise : okay thats it. its going to be on my blog!
melody : wha-att? youre kidding! dont be mad! it will be super embarassing lah!
denise : nono im serious!
melody : wha-att?
:D
that should be self-explanatory.
and lastly!
4. height issues. he must be taller than melody! :) yeah i think its very preferable for girls. doesnt look too good if the girl is taller than the guy. but then again, love does wonders.
so any eligible young men interested?
and ohmygoodness. my phone fell onto my lunch. this is
damnit gross.
all weikang's fault lah. :( and and and, my toe hurts! my nail is getting long. its poking my skin-flesh or flesh-skin. blah better cut it tonight. and and and, why does everyone think the guy (daniel; my brother) on my display picture and i are an item? LMAO. that would be
incest! and and and, one new thing i have learnt today! mountain tortoise in chinese is
shan gui! or so weikang says. i thought it was
shan wu gui? :D this paragraph is so effing random.
oh and,
CHARIS IS MY OTHER HALF! loveloves. :)
