Friday, November 03, 2006 ; 2:19 PM
went over to tina's blog and this is what i found. her latest entry states the following.Last fucking few days.
So 'O' Levels are finally here to screw us all.
It's like this huge monster who comes all the way from some country and screw us all.
If he likes it, he'll give you A's.
I'm gonna convince you that 'O' Levels is derived from the concept of satisfying a sexual partner.
Your subjects are different perspective of blow jobs and sexual fantasies for that monster.
Example, basic of 'O' levels are the E, M, S. (English, Maths and Science)So, the E.M.S., refers to basic
experience of the sexual topic,
masturbation skills and lastly, how great a
sucker are you (blow job).
With different subject combination, we all have different things to offer the O monster who's main motive is to have a satisfying orgasm and gives you the A's and the distinctions.
If you happen to bite his head (dickhead for the uninitiated), you'd either scrape a pass, or you don't make it. Or you're boring like the rest of the candidates, you'd get mediocre marks. Or perhaps, you give great head, great orgasm and great love-making experience that the O monster loves you, you get streak A's.
So, all the preparation of studying and reading, and memorising, is to apply it when it's our turn to satisfy the monster. But some, due to the shock upon seeing the monster's jewel (dick in sexual terms, difficulty of the question in exam terms), they'd get a nervous break-down and experience a mental-block in their mind, despite preparing lotsa interesting ways to impress the examiner, like fore-play etc, etc.
So, are you convinced now that, the world revolves around sex, to the extent that, even our major exams are related to it?
God bless me. I want streak A's and I'll prepare a whip and scream at the monster, "Who's your mummy!" *cracks whip*
=D
ohymgoodness. LOL.enjoy mugging y'll !
